Sandy Says: No Halloween!

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I’m just going to mention before I start this article, that I was on the phone with my Oma yesterday and she was telling me how she enjoys my posts, however she doesn’t like when I use the “f-word” and such, which is funny because she curses on a fairly regular basis, only after every time she says “Oh mein Got, Kelly muffin. You know I’m not zupposed to zay zet.” as if stating so will neutralize the fact that she just has. Either way, her birthday was yesterday so Read More…

Put A Sock In It!

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A few days ago I had an intervention of sorts. Two of my beloved co-workers, Saime and Jen, both of whom are considerably younger than me and well versed in the current stylings of the kids these days, sat me down for a little “talk”. Seeing as I’ve been fired from over a dozen jobs, I figured that’s what was happening, which wasn’t so bad because at least I could leave early and hit the gym. Much to my dismay however, what they had to discuss with me was way more Read More…

How To Spend A Ton Of Money, Trying To Save Money, On Picture Frames

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Last year when I moved into my apartment, I wanted to be thrifty with the decorative elements, so I decided to make my own picture frames. I watched a couple of videos on YouTube about how to use distress ink and then made a quick jaunt to my local craft store to buy a couple of ink pads and maybe some glittery powders if things got out of hand. FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS and forty crafting items later, and it seemed I was ready to make my super cheap wall hangings. Read More…

How To Use A Drill

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About a year ago I joined the ranks of a very proud group of people: those who “live alone”. I’ve noticed over the years that anyone who has an apartment and doesn’t share it with a dozen people they met off of Craigslist is only too excited to tell you how much they LOVE living alone! “I soooo do not miss having a roommate.” They’ll exclaim. “At least if there’s a mess I know I made it. Right??” I can’t disagree per se. Living alone definitely has its perks. I’ve Read More…