Is It Me Or Has Television Gotten Completely Obnoxious?

TV

Let’s just start with the size of this thing.

 

Most of us have probably become used to a certain level of sensory overload by now. Especially if you live in a city as overwhelming as New York. Here, nary a cab passes by without a brightly flashing sign or a block is walked through without four people trying to hand you a flyer for a local business. We’re bombarded every minute of the day by things which scream at us to look in their direction; Facebook alerts, Instagram likes, billboards, blaring car stereos, the smell of freshly risen bread being pumped into the air by the bakery down the street (maybe that’s just me). Why before I could even finish this sentence I was sidetracked by an email directing me to a page full of social media tips and spent twenty minutes trying unsuccessfully to make my own face into a number of different emojis.

With the majority of my day spent trying to avoid having a seizure, there’s always been one thing that I can count on to quiet my mind at the end of it: my television.

Television is my home. Television is my sanctum. Just the idea of it excites me. If I’m at work or finishing at the gym or doing a bunch of errands, I often can’t wait to get back to my TV. Nothing thrills me more than a solid DVR list like when you come home from vacation and all your very favorite shows are right there waiting for you, piled up from the week you missed. Television is where I can completely zone out and allow my brain to melt into the couch along with my body.

Until recently that is.

Can someone tell me just what the hell is going on with TV these days? Because I feel like what used to be my passively enjoyed paradise is now a three ring circus full of ads, trivia, tickers and totally irrelevant fun facts, all of which inhibit my ability to maintain a low level of cognitive activity while gawking at the moving images on the screen in front of me. And if I have to think, then what’s the point of watching TV in the first place?

Let’s start with the ads. I understand that with the inception of DVR and a viewer’s option to fast forward through commercials, advertisers have had to become more resourceful when it comes to placing their products in view of the public. So now in movies we see close ups of the Nikon a character is carrying or the Pepsi they’re drinking, but some of the selling has gotten completely obnoxious. Take this graphic for the remake of Dallas on TNT for example. One minute I’m casually watching Mel Gibson collapse into despair after the perceived death of his son in Ransom and as if that’s not enough drama, the next minute the entire bottom half of my television is engulfed in flames.

Flames

This photo doesn’t do it justice. My camera couldn’t capture it but there was a raging inferno across the bottom of the screen.

 

Is this really necessary? I’ve gotten used to occasional pop ups in the corners of my TV about new network series but being besieged by a four alarm fire every ten minutes about a show that sucked even in the eighties is where I draw the line. And a lot of times this will happen over subtitles which is even more frustrating. I mean it’s not like I’m watching French films or anything. Usually what I’ve got on is about a bunch of rubes whose grasp of the English language is such that you need written explanations of what they’re saying, but still! There should be special consideration taken with ads anytime there are words pertaining to the actual programming being displayed.

Then you have shows which feel the need to entice you to come back with their pre-commercial trivia. Take Pawn Stars for example. Every time they cut to break you’re posed with a question like this:

PawnStars

First of all, I don’t give a shit! Or at least I thought I didn’t, but the truth is I’m one of the most competitive people I know so when given a challenge, I’m going to accept it. Unfortunately, I’m not often very good at things I find myself being competitive at which is why these stupid trivia questions always annoy the crap out of me. In this instance I would have said “C. Horse Race” for sure because anything having to do with cars would be too obvious and a balloon race doesn’t even make sense since that would take place over a number of miles. So a horse race makes the most sense and I win.

Answer

WRONG!

Are you effing kidding me?! A balloon race! How does that even work? The stupid speedway must have been either the start or the finish line but it’s certainly not where the entire race took place. This thing is rigged and now my entire afternoon is ruined! Enough with the damn trivia. I’m already watching a half wit attempting to out maneuver his boss in a hot dog selling competition. How much more incentive to finish the show do I need?

Then there are the tickers that run across the bottom of the screen giving us all sorts of information about things we have absolutely no use for. I know the most famous one is the feed that CNN uses to fill everyone in on a floating Coors Light can they thought was the missing Malaysian airliner but I’m not even trying to pretend like I watch a news network. I went straight to the E! channel for an example of this because it was an hour of the day on Earth and that meant an episode of the Kardashians would be on but even more importantly, so would the never ending gossip line beneath it.

Ticker

Well thank Christ “life is good” again for Justin Bieber! I was starting to worry that the seventeen minutes he spent in a Beverly Hills detention center would harden him even more than his suburban upbringing in Canada did. Why the hell do I need to know this?! And yes, I realize I’ve admitted to occasionally, while on vacation, succumbing to various forms of gossipy entertainment in the form of US Weekly and the like but at least I have the option to turn the page and choose what nonsense I’m going to immerse myself in. However, this ticker going across the bottom of my television has the same effect on me that a laser light pointed against the wall has on my cat. I can’t help but swivel my head back and forth to follow the breaking news about James Franco’s “questionable underwear selfie”.  And now I’ve missed what Kourtney’s said about growing out her bangs!

The absolute worst offender in my opinion though are when networks offer “super” editions of certain series with fun facts placed throughout the episodes followed by tweets from fans. What a shit show this turns out to be.

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I absolutely cannot resist these tidbits. I’ve tried but my focus keeps coming back to them, making my viewing experience an exercise in multitasking. This one is from a show called My 600 Pound Life about a woman named Tara who is about to undergo lap band surgery to try and lose weight. Tara just said verbally that “she gained a large amount amount of weight following the pregnancy of her son” about six seconds before this fact materialized in the left corner. So now I’m reading what I just heard only a moment ago and missing what’s being said now. However I shouldn’t worry too much because there will probably be a fun fact recap of the thing I just missed due to the initial fun fact in another eight seconds.

Tara

Then they go so far as to broadcast tweets from the idiots who are watching along with me. I wouldn’t normally be so harsh but I absolutely despise the misuse of the word literally and no Kimberley@sambrooklyn, you cannot literally eat your issues! So now I’m fighting with other people embroiled in Tara’s weight loss battle, not to mention I’m bombarded with the station logo as well as an ad for the new episode of the Little Couple on Tuesday at 10/9 central.

Holy hell!

Like I said before, I understand that advertisers are strapped for places to insert their products but my cable bill is close to $180 per month. That should at least excuse me from being assaulted by three to four different agendas at a time. And as far as the constant streams of information flying my way at any given moment are concerned, they’ve become so overwhelming it’s enough to make me want to read a book.

Wait a minute!

No it isn’t. I’m sorry. I got carried away.

  • http://www.whyimcray.com/ Awesomely Over-Zealous

    I’m trying to get back into reading because I know it’s good for your mind and all – I used to when I was younger then the more I became sucked into the internet world the less I read. My attention span now is that of a squirrel. WTF Happened? If I’m not required to read – and trust me I’m a pro skimmer – I won’t do it. I really hope you don’t watch that Kardashians because that shit needs to go far far away. And no one cares of Justin Bieber is in jail or happy or not – he needs to go back to Canada. I love the Dallas clip – omg it’s so funny “your son is died Mel Gibson but Dallas is coming and they need to know!” – lame. I watch a few shows on TV and most are re-runs because new tv sucks. It’s just not as cool. Happy Friday Kelly!! -Iva

    • http://www.therheeldaze.com/ RheelDaze

      Ugh, it’s embarrassing but I do watch a Kardashian episode from time to time. I’m not proud of myself Iva. But I would be thrilled if they got cancelled. I can’t stand them at the same time. Kinda like watching a train wreck. I like to read but so few books actually keep me interested the entire way through that’s why I always appreciate a good one. Just read The House of Sand and Fog. I liked that a lot. Thanks Iva!

      • http://www.whyimcray.com/ Awesomely Over-Zealous

        Lol I watch it when no other option is presented: i.e. at my sisters house and I am not authorized to change the channel. It’s definitely a train wreck and I can’t wait for the day that shit goes away. Far, far away. Exactly – very few books have that capacity. Just purchased a Kindle yesterday so I’m hoping it’ll help increase my reading ability. I’m running out of options. :)

  • http://www.foodboozeandbaggage.com/ Food Booze & Baggage

    I cannot wait those shows that show tweets…I just can’t! We watch all of our tv through hulu, amazon, and netflix, so luckily I miss 90% of commercials. I only have to endure the repeat of 5-6 of the same commercial when watching hulu but I’ll take it over stuff popping-up.

    • http://www.therheeldaze.com/ RheelDaze

      Yeah, I’ve been watching a lot of Netflix. Mostly because I don’t have a TV in my bedroom and I like to watch laying down so it’s nice to take the computer in with me. But who needs to hear viewer comments all the time? I’m distracted enough by my phone which I keep within arms reach at all times in case any number of notifications come through.

  • http://hemborgwife.wordpress.com/ Bailie @ The Hemborg Wife

    So in Sweden if you watch regular TV the shows are televised with subtitles you cannot turn off and it is so annoying and distracting as I spend most the time trying to decide if I like the way they translated the show rather than what was said.

    • http://www.therheeldaze.com/ RheelDaze

      Haha! That’s a pretty interesting dilemma. Yeah. That would drive me nuts too. I speak a little bit of German and one of my favorite movies is called Run Loa Run and it’s in German. I know enough of the language to where I could watch the movie without subtitle and for the most part know what’s going on but not enough to understand every word so when I watch it I find myself just trying to see how much I’m comprehending by going back and forth with the subtitles instead of paying attention which really doesn’t matter anyway since I’ve seen it a hundred times but I tend to do that any time I see something in German. Or Spanish for that matter.

  • http://www.positivelyminutiae.blogspot.com/ Mallory High

    I was just discussing this with my husband! We’re trying to watch a 30 Rock rerun and a little bell dings about every four seconds preceding a rolling update at the bottom of the screen telling us there is a ‘severe thunderstorm’ on the eastern edge of our state (about 150 miles away). It’s enfuriating.

    • http://www.therheeldaze.com/ RheelDaze

      That does seem slightly alarmist. We got a lot of rain here recently and my cell phone went bananas with flood warning signals that kinda freaked me out because it was like a serious alarm. I had no idea why my phone was yelling at me in a ring tone I had never heard before. Needless to say, I didn’t drown.

  • http://www.erikafromamerica.com/ Erika

    I actually don’t watch live/regular TV and watch on the Internet, so maybe I am oblivious to how obnoxious it really is… but I know I get irritated when those graphic overlays take up THE WHOLE FREAKING SCREEN… I feel your frustration.

  • http://www.wanderlyn.com/ Eternally WanderLyn

    YES!!! TV ads have become so unbelievably annoying. It seems the commercials now take up most of the time during the show, too! It’s crazy. Then they do that stupid thing where they bring you back for a 1 minute clip of the show and take you right back into the long ass commercials. Seriously?! Even if you’re using your DVR, you still have to pause for 1 minute and then grab the remote again. Annoying.

  • http://www.erikafromamerica.com/ Erika

    So, just the other night, I was watching a show and it was SO OBNOXIOUS! There kept being live polls that took up half the screen and they were posted like every 20 seconds. I was like, “SERIOUSLY?? CAN I OPT-OUT?”

    • http://www.therheeldaze.com/ RheelDaze

      Yeah! About a year ago I was watching Million Dollar Listing LA or something and they had a poll every minute or so about the dumbest stuff! Like where one of the cast should have his dog funeral. Information overload.

  • Rachel Pierce

    The ones I dislike is how on some shows they’ll repeat themselves after the commercial break. I love Hell’s Kitchen, but the show is probably only half an hour if you were to take out the “previously on” and mini-recaps they do throughout.