Are we even going to pretend like anyone is getting anything done today? I will be actually. My Christmas shopping, that is. And a whole day earlier than I’m used to which is making me feel like I’m really ahead of the game this year! However when it comes to work, tis’ the season to surf the internet while watching the clock count down to mid day, where you can finally pack it in and slip past your boss who’s too hungover to notice or care that absolutely no one is left in the office. Here are some fun links to get you through to 1 o’ clock.
I am the WORST when it comes to asking for Christmas gifts. If put on the spot, I would have probably sputtered something like “Shampoo!” and then run away, leaving me with a gift even more lame than the guy who got socks in West Jet’s awesome Christmas stunt.
I kinda hate myself for not coming up with the Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog.
Sometimes I get annoyed with how the whole women’s liberation movement screwed us modern day ladies because now we’re expected to have jobs and make money and leave the house when I feel like I would be perfectly happy staying in all day while somebody else worried about getting the rent check out. Until I read something like the Good Housewife’s Guide from a 1955 issue of Housekeeping Monthly and I’m like hahahahahahahahahaha! Yeah, that would never happen.
“Girls need to stop worrying about what everyone else thinks of them because they’re perfect the way they are.” Have you not seen this kind of bullshit plastered all over the internet in memes and Facebook updates? No girls, you’re not perfect the way you are. No one is. And to have to tell yourself that to deal with the fact that a boy dumped you is a little silly. Read this instead!
From What Writer’s Block Would Look Like If It Were Described On WebMD:
“Writer’s Block very much exists; it is simply misunderstood. It is not a lack of new ideas or inspiration. Instead, Writer’s Block is a direct result of negative emotions that interfere with the ability to create.”
Written proof that kids are the most horrible (and hilarious) creatures on the planet.
Was not expecting that.
My nephew Cairo is FINALLY Starting to lose his teeth. However, it’s kind of crazy to think that he’s basically a monster out of a horrible Sci-Fi movie underneath all that skin.
I’m going to hit you with some Bill Murray right now.
And just because it’s Christmas, I’m going to do it again.
And then speaking of new folks that look like old folks, here are some celebrities who look like historical figures.
Now get the hell out of the office! And if this is the last time we speak before the holiday, I’m just gonna go ahead and be all politically incorrect and say