Because slacking off can be hard work. Let me do it for you.
You ever wake up at the crack of dawn and then can’t get back to sleep? Wait a minute. Of course you do. You have jobs. I should gets one for those at some point. In fact, I am! Very soon. But I’m not going to say what just yet. Instead I will continue to try and distract you from yours with my fantastic internet finds. Because it’s Friday and slacking is we do best. Here you go:
For dudes on special occasions! Or for when they want to attempt something as difficult as solving a Rubik’s Cube behind their backs while blindfolded.
Yet another link for guys! (what’s happening here?) Only this one is to show how gross being a girl on an internet dating site can get, so maybe chill out with making sexual proposals as your openers? No, not you, the other guys!
Uh oh! Here comes some cat stuff.
Ever since I found out my cat think I’m just a bigger, clumsier, idiot of a cat, I’ve started to resent him taking advantage of me and not chipping in more like I don’t know, picking up dinner every once in a while.
24 expensive things that just aren’t worth the money. Weddings would be at the top of my list.
Children can be horrible but hilarious little creatures, can’t they?
I don’t understand why someone with this kind of talent doesn’t just actually counterfeit bills. I’d be buying a vacation home in the Bahamas with the boxes of money I crafted.
My mommy sent me this and I can’t stop watching it. Ella sings “An American Trilogy” by Elvis with dramatic hand gestures and all.
If you have an extra couple million dollars to spare, these clever remodeling tips for your home will come in quite handy.
True to form, I can’t get enough of NYC in the 80s. Here’s some subway shots circa Bernie Geotz.
OK, you’re free to online shop for the rest of the day now. Stay warm!
P.S. Rachel, if your’e reading this, I had a long haul trucker moment watching the made for TV Anna Nicole Smith movie on Lifetime the other day. I was mortified and thought of you immediately.