Slackers Inc.


Because slacking off can be hard work. Let me do it for you.
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I’m exhausted! This whole week was beautiful which means that every day you have to be all carpe diem and go sit on a patch of grass, which I did twice. Now it’s raining though, thank Christ, and we get to chill out for ten seconds in between the sun basking and frozen yogurt pursuits. Here are some fun links to help you recoup from a hectic start to spring:

Sometimes I think I need to stop looking at pictures of things that I desperately want but can’t have but then when I do, I get all glazed over and crazed with envy and ultimately, the possibility of being able to amass all kinds of new stuff gets me motivated like nothing else. So I’m going to continue to feast my eyes on things like this.

I intentionally try to avoid looking at ads ever since reading Banksy’s advertising manifesto, but these are worth it.

Am I the only one who thinks it’s kinda weird that women still do this?

I knew I was doing something right!

“Everything in this article is against the law. If you do it, you will go to jail or something” Sign me up!

I want to get one of these for my living room!

You’re right. I don’t believe it.

Ooh, he is a bitchy waiter! But honestly, I don’t know how anyone works in the food industry anymore without losing complete faith in humanity. Actually I could say the same for the spa industry, or any industry where you have to look at people. Sorry, rough week with the Groupon clients. I hate everyone.

Ahhh, white people. Gotta love em.

And just because I want to commence watching crappy TV immediately, here you go.

Now, if you don’t mind, perhaps a little applause for getting through an entire Slackers without one cat link?

  • Lisa

    Haha! No cats?!?!!

  • http://charter Oma

    I be darnd if I know what you are talking about. Maybe it’s the age gap.

    • Kelly

      OK Oma, let me explain. This is an internet links post. I write little introductions to articles or interesting things I have found on the web and then direct you to them via the highlighted words. So if you go to the top of the page you will see that at the end of the second paragraph, the word “this” is highlighted. Click on it. You will then see an article related to the description I provided. Repeat all the way down the page. Get it? Good luck!

  • Rochelle Migliore

    I want to get something that looks like one of the teeny tiny houses to put my cats’ litter box & supplies in. So I can hide all that stuff, and since my cats are little, write Itty Bitty Kitty Committee on the outside.

    • Kelly

      I can’t stop saying itty bitty kitty committee in my head now. I think I’ll go tell the cat.

  • http://charter Oma

    yes Kelly, now I got it!!!! and love it. You are a Sweetheart just like your Brother !!!!