Because slacking off can be hard work. Let me do it for you. I’m not sure I could have found a more appropriate image to depict what I’ve looked like over the past month than this hippo sadly watching all of his life’s goals and dreams escape him. Actually, scratch that. If this hippo were laying upside down off a shredded Ikea couch watching his sixteenth episode in a row of House Of Cards and not understanding a damn minute of it, then we’d have a bingo. But this is Read More…
Because slacking off can be hard work. Let me do it for you. You ever wake up at the crack of dawn and then can’t get back to sleep? Wait a minute. Of course you do. You have jobs. I should gets one for those at some point. In fact, I am! Very soon. But I’m not going to say what just yet. Instead I will continue to try and distract you from yours with my fantastic internet finds. Because it’s Friday and slacking is we do best. Here you Read More…
Because slacking off can be hard work. Let me do it for you. Are we even going to pretend like anyone is getting anything done today? I will be actually. My Christmas shopping, that is. And a whole day earlier than I’m used to which is making me feel like I’m really ahead of the game this year! However when it comes to work, tis’ the season to surf the internet while watching the clock count down to mid day, where you can finally pack it in and slip past Read More…
This dog has it all wrong. You’re supposed to lay off the couch lying on your back. That way, when you’re drizzling Nestle Quick into your mouth from a two foot drop, you don’t spill it on the rug. What is wrong with young people today?! So I’ve got a bunch of fun links for you but if I’m being honest, I feel like somewhat of an impostor including them in this week’s Slackers. Sometimes I do all this internet surfing and I’m really proud of myself when I find interesting and Read More…
Have I used this picture already? I don’t even know anymore. With the amount of shit I rip off the internet, I’m basically just sitting around waiting to get sued. Please hover over this lazy dude to see where I got him from. It only took me two years of using WordPress to figure out that you can create a title for your photographs instead of clogging up the space underneath, when you want to credit something. Yo, it’s Friday. I ain’t got a job and I ain’t got shit Read More…
Today’s Slackers post is dedicated to Rachel, who posted the most awesome comment on an article I wrote last week! It would be really cool if I could direct you to it but due to evil genius’ on the other side of the planet, unfortunately that is not currently possible. I’ve been hacked! Can you believe that? Well, it wasn’t just me. There were multiple websites that were affected. My friend Lisa’s site was even held for ransom for a short period of time and when she was able to Read More…
It’s almost that time of year again! The day that I always insist is my favorite holiday, yet the one I’ve become increasingly ambivalent about as I get older and lazier. I can’t believe I just said that out loud. It hurts to do so. But Halloween for me is evolving into more of a source of stress than entertainment. If there was a costume fairy that would deliver an awesome get-up to my front door, complete with plans for where to wear it, that would be a different story. Read More…
Isn’t this guy supposed to be like the fastest animal in the world? No wait, the cheetah is the fastest animal in the world. Well how hard could that be when this is your competition? Actually, I shouldn’t talk. I spent yesterday wrapped in a bathrobe (leopard print) sipping tea on my couch, with every candle in the house ablaze, telling my cat how special he is. Am I seriously putting this online? Oh! Also I watched The Purge. Awesome writing! No, just kidding about that. It was awful. Yet Read More…
If there’s any animal on the planet that’s a complete slacker, it’s the turtle. Look at how lazy he is! He’s just out for a walk and he looks terrified. I’m just kidding little turtle! We all know you don’t have it easy. I would never leave the house either if I had to bring it with me everywhere I went. BTW, you’re witnessing first hand the guilt that I experience anytime I say something bad about an animal as though they understand the words that are coming out of Read More…
Heeeeeeeey! This is what I felt like all August. That lazy whateveritis in the hammock right there. Which is why there hasn’t been a slackers in over a month. But being that it’s September and I’m naturally a complete nerd when it comes to school and text books and pencils and new notebooks and stuff, my internal clock is bellowing right now and I’m all sorts of fired up for homework. So we’re back. With a vengeance. Here’s a super duper slackers just in time to keep you inside, bent Read More…