My TONY Subscription Is Stressing Me Out: Socrates Sculpture Park

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To see why TONY is stressing me out, look here. As if going to a park isn’t boring enough, now I’m asking you to read about one. That’s right, it’s time for another installment of my quest to see whether it’s ever worth it to leave the house and this month I chose a sculpture garden, so fasten your seat belts. At the very least this post will have a whole bunch of pretty pictures and I know a lot of you like that so here goes: Time Out New Read More…

My TONY Subscription Is Stressing Me Out: Chaos To Couture At The Met

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To see why TONY is stressing me out, look here. Back in high school, being cool was pretty important to me. I hung out with the kids who skateboarded. I had stupid hair and I was the first person I knew of to have a tongue ring (which BTW, ended up costing me seven thousand dollars in dental work. I know my father enjoys the slightest bit of satisfaction over this) but certainly, the kind of music you were into at the time, was a huge factor in determining how Read More…

My TONY Subscription Is Stressing Me Out: Festival Of Colors

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To see why TONY is stressing me out, look here. Of all of my Time Out New York excursions thus far, the Indian festival of Holi was the one I was looking forward to the most. Every year in India, thousands of Hindus celebrate the beginning of spring and its abundant colors, by dancing in the streets and pelting one another with vibrantly tinted powders. Now it seemed, with Brooklyn’s Festival Of Colors, I would be able to enjoy the festivities without actually having to travel half way around the Read More…

My TONY Subscription Is Stressing Me Out: The Brooklyn Brainery

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Once again I managed to leave the house even though every fiber of my being was fighting against it. I swear I look like Paul Rudd having to clean up his tray in Wet Hot American Summer anytime I’m forced to get off my couch, yet for the purposes of not dying without ever having done anything besides clock a Kardashian season in under twelve hours, I decided to break open my Time Out magazine once more and see what the world had in store for me. This month’s activity Read More…

My TONY Subscription Is Stressing Me Out

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I hate missing out on things. Even when they’re bad. I remember about five years ago there was a gigantic steam pipe explosion in midtown on a corner two blocks from where I was supposed to be meeting a friend. An hour before it happened, I decided to reschedule. Later when I found out about all of the chaos that ensued precisely where I was supposed to be, I was super annoyed at the fact that I had bailed and now had no harrowing story of survival to tell everyone I Read More…